I Should Clarify

It has come to my attention that if all you read was this blog, you would think that Dane and I have this horrible relationship that is teetering ever so closely on the brink of break up. This is not true. See, this is what I (and many others) are guilty of. When all is well, mum's the word, but when the sh*t hits the fan, an angry blog insues. So here is a list, cause I said I would make a list, but this list is only for Dane. I will make another list another time, but for now this should give a more proper representation.

Just this week: Dane gave me a dozen roses for no reason (though secretly I maintain that it's because he can't deliver on the Marilyn Manson songs that I want), Dane laughed at me and helped me to the truck after I told the whole bar and everyone on Broadway that "THIS MAN DOESN'T DELIVER!!" rather than get mad and leave my drunk ass, which is what he should have done. :) He opened the truck door for me everytime I got in the truck. He paid for my drinks and mushrooms at the Hafla. He told me I looked nice yesterday morning. He's making my dinner tonight. He didn't bop me upside the head when I couldn't fall asleep on Sunday night. He didn't get all grossed out when I drooled and snored on him the next night. He stopped what he was doing to help my friend with a special project for FOUR hours. He made the Montero box look pretty AND be functional. He pulled my car into the garage. He paid attention to the cats and gave them WAY more love than any other man in the world would do. He turned off the TV in honor of quiet time. He called the dealership to stand up for me. He made dinner so I could work out downstairs in the Room of Art and Dance that he made for me. He cuddled me every night. He watched "The Notebook"...for the third time. He took the trash out. He helped with the dishes. He laughed at me when I made fun of him. He blushed AGAIN on the ride home with the girls.

Yep, Dane is a wonderful man that I should be so lucky to have even if he does have one or two downfalls. Our relationship has stood a small test of time and trials and we are still together, holding hands and shaking our fists at the rest of the world. :)