Weirdo Dreams

So I had the CRAZIEST dream last night! I swear it's because Dane isn't around and all my sexual frustration has no where to go. But here is my dream (and I release all responsibility for the following dream, it is completely fictional and any representation to real people or events is completely coincidental). Oh, and the names have been changed to protect the innocent - I don't want anyone feeling uncomfortable around me cause they think I dream about them in sexual ways. ~wink~

So the scene opens to hot springs but completely natural. I have never been to one in real life but D tells me they exist in SLC. It is unclear where I am, but it seems very canyon like. So I'm in this hot springs and I'm naked. There seems to be a glowing green light underneath me, but I don't know where it could be coming from, this natural spring isn't wired. In the springs with me is an unknown man. I couldn't really see his face, but I know it wasn't Dane. (Sorry, D, that's just the way the dream went) Another woman is there, she is familiar to me, but I can't quite figure out who it is, she actually changed identities several times in my dream, but let's just call her Bertha. So it's me, Unknown Man, and Bertha. And we are talking and feet and fingers are going everywhere. I keep getting out of the springs to "do a homework problem" then come back. Bertha also keeps leaving the springs and each time she does, things get hot and heavy between me and Unknown Man. Bertha finally leaves to go get Marilyn Manson. In real life I am infatuated with MM, so I am excited that MM will be joining the springs. But when MM comes back, he never gets in the springs, instead he stands outside singing the Golden Age of Grotesque song. Meanwhile I'm backed up to the edge of the springs and Bertha is on top of me kissing me, touching me, etc. Unknown Man is behind her, kissing and touching her. I'm whispering the lyrics to the Golden Age of Grotesque song with MM as I'm pouring a Flying Dog beer over Bertha's head and licking it off. MM finishes with a canon ball into the Springs and I wake up.

I had the worst night sleep ever last night, but the best dreams. In my second round of dreams I was Samantha from Sex in the City and had no inhibitions whatsoever. I also slept around a lot in my dream. The only thing that makes sense is: I miss Dane and need him back. So basically Moab is going to be a f*ck fest for me. And if Dane isn't willing, I shall find someone else!! Maybe Unknown Man or Bertha will show up! But D and I have been talking and think he might be turning a new leaf. Well Moab will put that to the test.

Last year I tried to get him to have some crack at the Golden Crack but he refused. We'll see what happens this year. I wonder if I will instigate it (as usual) or if he will? Only time will tell! Till then, I need to purchase new batteries. You know it's bad when your battery powered tooth brush turns you on the second you turn it on. *hangs head in shame* I want my man back!!