Election Eve

Well here we are - another election. I'm scared. It's funny to me that both parties are ready to take up residence in Canada should their opposite canidate win. I know that I'm terrified that McCain/Palin will win. I'll be getting up early in the morning to go vote, Dane didn't trust the absentee ballot. Anyway - after work tomorrow Dane, Big Dave, and I will be taking part in our most favorite election day tradition which is to have a: DRINKING PARTY!!

~~~~~~~~fade back to 2004~~~~~~~~~

We were living on Lameria Drive. Dane took me to the polls so we could "cancel out each other's votes." Then we got Panera Bread for dinner (I got broccoli cheese soup and a sandwich). We came home to watch the election. We had our shot glasses out for the night. Our Pucker, tequila, vodka, Tequila Rose, and various other alcohols. For every state that Bush won, I had to drink a shot. A small shot of Pucker with a hard (but small) shot every 5th state. For every state Kerry won, Dane had to do a shot. Observe:

As you can see, the Red took over our great country like a plague. Dane had only 19 states to my 31!!! I made it to 20 states, which is yes - 20 shots. Including a tall shot of tequila when Colorado turned red. I still remember the state that did me in. The 20th state. Montana. I took my shot for Montana - a shot of straight vodka - and immediately vomitted into my Panera Bread bag. I said "EFF YOUR SH*TTY PRESIDENT!!! He won. I'm going to bed." And sure enough, Bush won.

~~~~~~~~flash back to current day~~~~~~~~~~~

Well this year Dane will not be voting Republican. He and I are on united fronts and will be voting for Obama this year. So for every state that McCain gets, Dane and I will be doing a shot together. A shot of jungle juice so no doubt we'll be pretty sh*tty pretty quick. Even if Obama wins, there sure are a lot of Red states.

My laptop is suddenly going to die, so I best be gone. I'll post an update tomorrow as the drinking, I mean election party progresses.