To Do In Amsterdam

So the Amsterdam trip with Amy is less than two months away. I've decided a to-do list is in order.

To Do:

1. Get a pic of me, Amy, and one (preferrably more) hooker(s) standing INSIDE one of the Redlight brothels.

2. Find a dyke and get a pic of me and Amy seemingly munching on a piece of carpet while on the dyke.

3. Run across the main square bridge in nothing but clogs and a flying nun dutch hat (see example below).

4. Order a "big, fat blunt" with a soy mocha at the local coffee shop (and take a pic of doing so).

5. Visit the Van Gough museum (where we can hopefully get some souven-ears...ba dump dump).

6. The Heineken Experience. Nuff said.

7. Wear wife beaters at our trailer park trash hostel on Lucky Lake.

http://www.luckylake.nl/Enlish/MainWindow.htm

8. Visit a few more museums and such.

9. Bicycle to the tulip farms and get some sort of kinky picture of me and Amy doing something with our tulips and two lips. Hee hee hee.

**Special thanks to Amy and HG for helping me devise aforementioned list of dutch debotchery.