Tuesday, May 16, 2006

And I'm Off!

Tomorrow I leave for Colorado:

I'm interested to see what has changed and what has stayed the same.
I'm excited to see my friends and family.
I'm nervous about the long drive ahead.
I'm excited to spend a night in Vegas with Rhi.
I'm already irritated at house stressful things will be.
I'm excited to go to Moab.
I'm nervous about the Jeep and how it will drive.
I want/don't want to drive the Jeep.
I'm looking forward to Boulder with Sarah.
I'm thankful Amy is picking me up and I'll get one on one time with her.
I wonder who will go to Dave & Busters.
I'm anxious to see Marcia and happy to go to the museum with her.
I look forward to seeing my niece and nephew and going to the zoo.
I'm not looking forward to how much money I will be spending.
I can't WAIT to eat at: House of Kabob, Black Eyed Pea, Le Peep, China Taipei, and Mongolian BBQ.
I wish I had lost more weight.
I'm thankful I have NO school for the whole time.
I'm going to miss Dane.
I'm going to miss my kitties!
I'm happy to see my dad.
I wonder what I'll think of Colorado after having been gone for a while.
I hope the weather is nice.

Monday, May 01, 2006

The Swinging World of Swingers

Wow. I had the most enlightening weekend. Just 3 days ago I would have preached about how horrible and immoral just the thought of "swinging" was. But now that I've tried it, I cannot believe how amazing it is and how many doors it has "swung" wide open for Dane and I. We've been hanging out with some friends of mine that shall remain nameless, let's just call them BR and JT. They are married and very open about their "activities". Dane and I have always been like "yeah -whatever" and ignored that part of them as we enjoyed their company. Well, we went to dinner on Saturday night at the local Mexican restaurant (after desicrating Heather's office with over 350 balloons filled with confetti) and had a few too many margaritas. Next thing I know we are headed back to our house for some fun in the hot tub. Since BR and JT didn't have their suits, we decided - what the hey, let's just skinny dip. And we all know what hot tubs + nudity + alcohol = gratuitous sex! At first I was a little squeemish, but then as I realized how much fun Dane was having with JT, I loosened up and decided to go for it too. It was so hot watching Dane and JT and being watched by JT and Dane. And then JT started to wink at me and before I knew it, JT and I were ALL over each other!! Wow-what a night!! I know I should feel dirty and remorseful, but all I can think about is: when can we do it again!!

Not. This is a humorous reminder that above all my blog is a diary of events, a planner for the future, and a way for people to see what's new in my life at their leisure. It is not the end all be all to ALL my thoughts. It does not contain EVERY detail of my life NOR does it map out my plans in excess for the future. To a large degree I leave a lot of information out for personal reasons. That's not to say that I don't share funny, embarrassing, or sexy stories. It is to say that some stuff is personal. Do not cast judgement on me because you do or don't see something in here that you think should be. You want a blog, get your own at www.blogger.com.

What really happened this weekend: Friday night I drank a couple glasses of wine on an empty belly and then got up the courage to tell Dane that I was upset that he didn't call me to let me know he was coming home late. I left out the "other woman" part....till later. Dane really did do an amazing job of making me feel like I was the world to him. He bought me flowers and a card and listened to me and made googly eyes at me - we had a lot of fun on Friday. We went to Taco Bell for dinner and then drove go karts w/ Nick and Jacob and Mog for Nick's b-day. After that I went home to go to bed while the boys went to a strip club for Nick. Nick got a double lap dance for his b-day courtesy of Dane and Crystal. Dane got a lap dance just because courtesy of Jebis (my alter-ego). He was not thrilled. Saturday I started my Income Tax class, should be better than the last. Then went to lunch w/ Dane and then to Seattle to cover Heather's office in balloons (yes we really did that). Afterwards we went to dinner w/ my boss Rebecca and Tom (who were in on the balloon fray). We drank diet coke and water. :-) Then Dane and I went home and watched the South Park Rewind w/ Nick and Jacob. I went to bed at 11. Sunday we spent the day getting fresh produce and seafood at Pike Place Market. Then I went to my team meeting, then we went to see Ice Age 2, then went home and relaxed.

Now I just need to focus on closing March (a quarter end as well) and getting everything together before I leave for CO. I can't wait!!!